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Former sister from MSU, Leonard Graff aka Salome aka Boron Graff eulogized Greg Kamm as being ...

Former sister from MSU, Leonard Graff aka Salome aka Boron Graff eulogized Greg Kamm as being ahead of his times. Land of Goshen, Mother of God: What the fuck!!!! There was nothing special or unique about Greg Kamm. To the contrary Greg was the typical faggot (nelly as hell) who delighted in causing pain and breaking up relationships, then sitting around chortling to himself about the dirty deed and writing all the grisly details down in diary form. Example: Pixie Trickzy and I had a good relationship going for years till along comes Greg. Greg introduces Pixie to a friend of his, Larry Jorden aka Loreen who was fired from the University for spending more time cruising toilets than teaching in the classroom. Greg promises Pixie that he has connections in Hollywood that could make her a movie star if she ditched me and elope with Loreen. So without any warning – Westward Ho. Only instead of ending up in Hollywood they end up in Albuquerque where Loreen gets a job as a dish washer at “The Last Chance Café” just off route 66. Pixie, on the other hand not so lucky, lands a job at “Al’s Pet Emporium” where she works nine to five scrapping shit out of bird cages. Greg some gets bored, wires his old man for money and instead of going back home rents a car and drives to Tijuana where in addition to giving head to uncircumcised Mexicans has a field day with the large Asian population that also live there. Finally, after wearing out his welcome in addition to a bad case of Scabies, douches himself with kerosene, returns to Michigan, enrolls in grad school at MSU and thus begins a new chapter. For the life of me who in their right mind could take this fucked up mess seriously. Obviously someone very delusional themselves and in dire need of professional help.

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