Towards the end Mrs. Kamm changed her life completely around and became a born-again Jehovah's ...
Towards the end Mrs. Kamm changed her life completely around and became a born-again Jehovah's Witness. When she wasn't passing out Watchtowers at local malls you could find her seated at her chartreuse & hot pink painted piano making a joyful noise to the tune of "Beulah Land" - I've reached the land of corn and wine - Oh Beulah Land Sweet Beulah Land. And when she wasn't filled full of spirits (Sloe Gin & Diet Dr. Pepper) Mrs. Kamm had time for more worthwhile endeavors like writing gushy fan letters to Ricky Martin. When Mrs. Kamm died fags everywhere wept oceans of tears............... Mrs. Kamm had indeed past over to the other side. So appropriate on her marker a simple epitaph from scripture............. It is finished. How symbolic. Truly Miss Thing.
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